Lyrics

As-salamu alaykum. Listen, Umar, so far you've done a pretty decent job of halalifying a few tracks. I've got something for you, yeah, that I don't think you're going to halalify very well. Quick, Ash, do it, do it, Ash, come on! What? What? What do you want, man? Halalify this. Again? Again. Just leave me alone. Come on, halalify it, man. You know the last one was busy working on a really important project. God, bro, this guy, bro. Halalify it. You can halalify anything. The national anthem of America. Bro, he don't want me to go back to America. He wants me to go to Guantanamo or something. No! Bro, do it. He needs my recording money, yes? Oh, no, what is, uh, John Legend, yes? Come on, John Legend, do your thing, bro. O say can you see by the dawn's early light You've got this, Ash. Glad I'm not singing this. Umar, are you crying? Is that a tear? Is that a tear? Oh, my God, there's a tear in your eyes. And the rock is regular. I can halalify anything, baby. Yeah, make it happen, bro. In this promo, though, I should give a disclaimer right now. All the customs officers in America. Listen, you love your country, but I love Allah more. It's technically called Star Spangled Banner. Star Spanky or Banner? Spangled, isn't it? Spanky or? Is it Spangled? Yeah, Star Spangled. Where is Spangled? Spangled, yeah, what does Spangled mean? Siri? Siri? Yes, Janu? I'm actually going to enjoy singing this. What key am I doing it? Don't you dare! Send all your halalifiers down below. I can halalify anything, inshallah. Make sure you like, share and subscribe, yeah? Because that's what it's about. Again, this is all vocals. How can we be sure? How can I lie to Allah? It's a plugin, 100% vocals. We've actually seen the people who have developed this plugin. Done our research. We have to be free of Allah. As you see, I will turn this vocal into a vocal. That's how safe we are, baby. I'm playing around with you all. Is that your Denzel impression? No, that's just American. I'm playing with you all. Yeah, I mean that? This guy cannot do an American accent to save his life. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Don't do that, bro. I got a good American accent, man. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. MashaAllah. MashaAllah. I know you're going to write it down now, Oliver, innit? Yeah. You're just going to sound sick, bro. Bro, it's emotional. I can't wait to perform it. Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light And the birds are singing See it's Fajr time They are praising the King Of the world's universe He's the master of us all Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala We love him so much All praise is to him La ilaha illallah Muhammadur Rasulullah Oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light